Welcome to the Fixers' Club
Not all heroes wear capes — some carry tool belts and sarcasm.
We’re the fixers, the finishers, and the folks who walk in after the half-assers walk out.
Our job is to make it right, even when the “before” photo gives us nightmares.
At Half Ass Construction, we’ve seen it all — the upside-down light switches, the free-range tile jobs, and the decks that look more like diving boards.
We shake our heads, grab our tools, and get to work. Because somebody has to.
This shop is for the ones who do things the right way (even if it means undoing someone else’s “shortcut”).
From hoodies and T-shirts to mugs and stickers, every item here celebrates real work done right — with a side of humor and a touch of sawdust.
And fair warning — this gear tends to get attention.
Expect laughs, nods, and at least one stranger asking, “Where’d you get that shirt?”
Half Ass Construction apparel: built for the ones who fix the mess, laugh about it later, and take pride in doing it right the first time!
