These Boots Weren’t Made for Mud—but They’ve Got Heart & Style: Jim Green’s African Rangers

Let me tell y’all something straight: I’ve worn a lot of boots in my 30+ years of hammer-swingin’, sawdust-kickin’, mistake-fixin’ contractor life, and very few make me stop and say, “Well now, that’s a damn good lookin’ boot.” But the Jim Green African Ranger boots? They sure did.

Now before you go thinkin’ I’ve traded in my Makita for a modeling contract—these boots ain’t perfect for everything, especially not in the swampy, sideways-rainin’, weather-temperamental wonderland we call Southeast Alaska. But they’ve still earned a five-star spot in my lineup. Let me explain why.

The Fit: Tough But Teachable

Outta the box, I won’t lie—these boots were stiff like a middle school dance. But I ain’t afraid of a little break-in period. I threw in a decent insole (you’ll thank me later), and bam, like sittin’ on a padded barstool after a long day on your feet. They’re comfortable, they hug your feet just right, and after a few wears, they start to feel like they were made just for you.

The Look: Rough, Rugged, and Ready (Mostly)

They’ve got that classic workboot-meets-safari-guide vibe. Brown leather, strong stitching, and my favorite detail? Green laces. Not only do they pop, but they match my Florida Gator-colored Martinez hammer (coincidence? I think not).

These boots ain’t just footwear—they’re a conversation starter.

But fair warning: they’re not waterproof. I repeat, do not wear these out in the rain unless you're planning to use your socks as sponges. They’re better suited for indoor work, shop days, or dry summer strolls when you want something that’s equal parts stylish and sturdy.

The Mission: Boots with a Purpose

Here’s where Jim Green really stands tall. Every time 10 pairs of African Ranger boots are sold, the company donates one pair to a ranger in Africa. These boots were originally developed in collaboration with rangers in the African bush, designed for the demands of tough terrain and even tougher work. They’re built for the folks out there protecting wildlife and national parks—people who truly need dependable footwear.

And I gotta say, supporting a company that gives back like that? That’s somethin’ I can stand behind—even if I’m standin’ in a puddle with different boots on.

Final Thoughts from Half Ass HQ

These Jim Green boots may not be made for our rainy Alaskan terrain, but they’re damn good lookin’, durable once broken in, and come with a whole lotta heart. I wear mine in the shop, on dry days, and anytime I want to look like the most rugged man in the hardware aisle.

Would I recommend ‘em? Absolutely. Just don’t take ‘em trout fishing.

-Joe @ Half Ass Construction

Disclaimer:

This ain’t a sponsored post. I bought these boots with my own hard-earned money and decided to share my honest thoughts in true Half Ass fashion. No free gear, no fancy affiliate codes, just a guy with calloused hands and opinions. If that ever changes, I’ll let ya know—but for now, this is just straight-up boot talk from one builder to another.