At Half Ass Construction, it’s just me—Joe. The name might get a laugh, but the work is all business. I bring years of hands-on experience to custom remodels, high-end finishes, and repairs done right. Whether it’s a full transformation or a small project that needs real attention, I show up, get it done, and take pride in every detail. No shortcuts. No nonsense. Just solid craftsmanship you can count on—and a name you won’t forget.
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I take on full remodels and custom design projects for folks who want real, lasting quality in their homes. Whether it's a kitchen, bathroom, or a whole-house transformation, I make sure the work is done clean, solid, and built to last. If you're after true craftsmanship, someone who pays attention to the details—and actually answers the phone.
Home Transformations, Finish Carpentry and Creative Design Upgrades.
Here’s how I do things, start to finish. It’s the game plan I follow to keep your project on track, your home respected, and your peace of mind intact. Simple, honest, and done right—just how it oughta be.
Whether you found me through a friend, a solid review, or just hit your limit with that DIY disaster—step one’s the same: reach out and say hey. Tell me what’s broken, what’s ugly, or what you’re finally ready to make right. I’ll ask a few honest questions—no fancy jargon, no judgment—and you’ll hear back from me within 24 to 48 hours.
Once I’ve got a feel for what you’re lookin’ to do, we’ll line up a time for me to come take a look in person. I’ll walk the space, listen to your ideas, and maybe throw in a few of my own if inspiration hits. You’ll get straight talk from me—no contractor fluff—just honest feedback, a clear sense of scope, and a few creative sparks to get things movin’.
Next, I’ll lay it all out for you—what we’re gonna do, how long it’ll take, and what it’s gonna cost. You’ll get a clear proposal with options, just in case your vision’s got a little wiggle room. I’ll include an quote, a timeline, and a payment schedule so you know exactly what to expect every step of the way. And when you’re ready, you can sign the contract and we’ll get the ball rolling.
This is where the magic happens. I show up, get to work, and clean up after myself—every time. I treat your home like it’s mine, and I take pride in the details. You’ll hear from me regularly with updates and photo check-ins, so you’re never left wondering what’s going on. You’ll always deal with me—one point of contact start to finish—and I’ll make sure things stay on schedule and run smooth. And if something unexpected pops up? Don’t worry. I’ve seen a thing or two, and I’ll figure out the best way to handle it without cutting corners or causing headaches.
Once the work’s all wrapped up, we’ll do a full walk-through together to make sure everything’s spot-on—right down to the last nail. I’ll go over every detail with you, take care of any final touch-ups, and make sure you’re 100% happy with the result. I clean up like I was never even there. And if you want that extra-deep, final-final clean, you can always bring in Mandy Maid to give the place a proper shine before you settle back in. I’ll also leave you with any warranty info and a few care tips to keep everything lookin’ sharp long after I’ve packed up the tools.
